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Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.

about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.

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I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10, is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.



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PITCH ME AND I'M DEAD.
Saturday, March 19, 2011 @ 11:07 PM
Yes, PITCHES.

That word alone makes me cringe.

Definition of pitches-summary used to quickly and simply define a product, service, or organization and its value proposition.

My definition of pitches- The scariest crap in the entire universe. I rather go pitch a tent.

I spent 2 hours doing this thing called elevator pitch. What is an elevator pitch? Good question, look at the definition or just consult Uncle Google. And after 2 hours of horrible torture, the idea wasn't even taken in. So I wasted my time, when i can, go fight with kenneth or something.

And today's the worst day of my life. I'm supposed to go up and PITCH to people and convince them to buy this egg protector that will protect the egg from a 3-storey fall. Alright I know you think it's freakin' lame but yes it is like that.

My mentor is.....there's no other adjective more apt than frightening. He tapped me in the shoulder for more than 15 times to ask for my pitch, but I don't have it. When it comes to pitches, I'm a complete loser. No ideas, no nothing, just stupid.

When the other guy from the other group was doing the pitch to him, he sat on the chair, leg-crossed like Steve Jobs(without the cancer of course), and stared at him with a straight face.The only thing that's moving was his mouth, and words like," I'm not interested",and  "Boring" came out. I looked back, and the first thing that came into my mind was," SHIT, I HAVE NOTHING"

Of course I made a big screw-up when it's my turn to pitch. But thank god I didn't get comments like I'm lame/shitty/crappy or whatsoever. So i went up there to be the clown of the day," EGG ARE CUTE. EGG ARE PRECIOUS. EGGS ARE SO ADORABLE" was the crappiest line I've ever heard. But it came out of my mouth.

Gosh I don't wanna remember anything about it anymore. The lesson learnt today is to know what is marketing before doing it. I only said I'm doing the marketing because I thought it was about designing to protector, but it turned out to be a totally different thing.