JANET'S RANT CENTRE
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Disclaimer
Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it
eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off
feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am
thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.
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I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10,
is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.Credits
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THINGS I HATE
Thursday, May 13, 2010 @ 4:21 PM
1) SUGARCANEIt is the most horrifying food ever. Everyone who knows me knows how much my stomach turns when i see sugarcane. It starts like a childhood nightmare. I was chewing the sugarcane and the strands of it ended up in my throat. I nearly choked to death and i vomitted like there was no tomorrow. Sugarcane haunts people forever. 2) PORRIDGE Need I say more? Try eating PLAIN PORRIDGE for one whole week and you will grow so sick of it. No, why not you imagine red-grained porridge? My mother was so health-consicous that she only imports "healthy-rice" home. I mean,c'mon, it doesn't taste that bad when you eat it in dry form but it certainly taste like crap when you make it watery. It looks just like faeces from an unhealthy person. 3) TANGYUANS Tangyuans are like flour+water+no egg. So what you get isn't a nice strawberry cake with hello kitty prints on it but a pile of really slimy wet flour. EEKS. Imagine rubbing them into spherical balls and boiling them with some sugar liquid. Disgusting, just like eating plain flour. 4) ABALONE Imagination: Yes! The best food carnivores yearn for! The juicy liquids fires out with every bite and the meat is so springy!! Fact: Err ok, it was quite springy because it was made of rubberband and nope, no juicy liquids flying out, it was actually quite dry and i have difficulty swallowing it. And why is that pile of rubberband so expensive? 5) CHILLI I don't understand. Chilli scalds and burns your tongue and isn't good for the stomach. It is ironic to see people queueing for Tom Yam noodles every tuesday. I just hate chilli. 6) THE RICE UNDER THE SUSHI MEAT When my mother buys sushi, i always end up eating the meat and leaving the rice there. So i get scolded always and now i go for sashimi instead of sushi because i just can't stand the rice. It taste really sticky and there is this pinch of sweetness in it. Seriously, it taste funny when rice become sweet. That's all for the day! Cya! |