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Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.

about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.

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I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10, is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.



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Sunday, December 7, 2008 @ 9:56 PM
HAHAHAHA!

I Did'nt know I'm that ignorant about sex. This is so funny as i recap.

At Primary 4, i thought having sex is sleeping together on a bed, just sleeping.
Grandma fault OK, she told me that.

At Primary 5, i knew from the dramas that having sex is sleeping together naked, still just sleeping.
You know there's clothes on the ground, never show details one, so irritating.

At Primary 6, i studied that a sperm must fertilise an egg to have a baby. It was then i wondered how the sperm can go in a vagina without physical movement,which means just lying down together. Is a vagina a magnet? Is the sperm a metal?

It was also the same year that i freaked myself out by reading a health magazine. It says STDs can be passed by oral sex. I was like, OMG, KISSING ALSO?

At Sec 1, Isaac polluted my mind and finally tell me the correct thing: The penis must go inside the vagina hole. The first thing that came to my mind is : Will It HURT?
I still think Oral Sex is kissing.

Finally this year, i read about sex from books and i realised it SHOULD feel good. Then Yiren continued to pour mud into my brain and tell me oral sex is the licking of genitals. Ill.

Perhaps being ignorant would be better. But it's so unfair! My P3 cousin already knew what i only knew at sec 2! This is ridiculous!

I still argued with him about the correct way of having sex when i was Primary Four.
"No lah, sex is just lying down!"
"No............."
" You don't fight with me anymore ok. I'm older than you."
" But............"

HOW STUPID.