JANET'S RANT CENTRE
Disclaimer
Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it
eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off
feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am
thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.
wish list
I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10,
is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.Credits
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Sunday, November 2, 2008 @ 1:32 AM
Saw this at TGH blog. Since i really have nothing to talk about today,( because I'm fucking shit exhausted and sad )then let me put this up,I'm just going to do just some, So Whatever. (and i haven't thought of the quote of the day! Shiit)BULLSHITOLOGY Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A: Yeah.Then I'll treasure my life more and stop eating fries for lunch! Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to? A: Kind. Q: What color do you think looks best on you? A: Pink. Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? A: Nah. I'm too old for that. DAREOLOGY Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A: I've done that before even without the money. Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A: Siao arh.where got so cheap. Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000? A: More Money then I'll say yes. Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? A: Change tomato sauce can? Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? A: Technically, Yes. But you know, i'll blame myself for life. DUMBOLOGY Q: What is in your left pocket? A: Nothing. Why not put some money inside if you want a Yes answer? Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A: Oh you mean Napolean from Animal Farm? Not really, it's stupid. Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? A: Neither. It's..... Why you want to know? You want to buy isit? Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? A: Get A Life. Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? A: 2. BIOLOGY Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed? A: Left. Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A: Watermelon that grows in my stomach. Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted? A: Err... 2 slices of watermelon + 1 slice of pineapple + 1 wanton noodle + wanton soup + 2 plastic bags. Q: Have you ever been knocked out? A: Yeah. Someone knocked my ass and i flied out of the room. CURRENTOLOGY Q: Are you missing someone? A: Food. OK,technically, food is not someone. Well, a baby chicken that can be eaten? Q: What's your current mood? A: Frustrated because NO FOOD! Q: What are you listening to? A: The rumbling of my intestines and the moaning of my pancreas. Q: What are you watching? A: Watching my cousin's exotic webcam that stands in front of me. Q: What are you worrying about? A: Will I die of hunger? Q: What are you wearing? A: A zebra- striped blue and white shorts that has this little tag saying "UOS"stuck onto the left; and a Zion church blue t-shirt with this logo stuck onto my left chest. |