LIKE WTF!!!!

my last bloody scoop of haggen-daaz ice-cream went MISSING.
SERIOUSLY MISSING.

my maid was at the window and i told her,can give me a little bit of ice-cream?
(i know it's the last scoop so i just said that....)
then she say she'll give me later, after she brought kenneth for a bicycle ride.
So i just said ok,and expected her to give it to me later.

Little did i know as she claimed,She came back for toilet after a while and gave me the ice-cream.
LIKE WHAT?
I DID'NT EVEN KNOW!
ok,i was on ear-piece listening to FM and what?!?
she still claimed that i turned and look at that cup!

my grandmother insisted that i had the ice-cream and forgotten.
I SWEAR UPON THE LIVES OF MY FUTURE CHILDREN THAT I DID'NT EVEN TOUCH THAT ICE-CREAM!!!!!
GOD.
UNLESS I'M DIAGNOSED WITH SENILE DILEMMA WHICH I OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!

ok,i admit that i have bad memory,BUT NOT,NOT WITH HAAGEN-DAAZ ICE CREAM!!
i will remember that taste forever,that sweet milky taste of strawberry.HOW CAN I FORGET IT?

Ok,if there's a possibility that i have such sickening memory,then how is it possible that I remember that I've eaten once in the afternoon?And i still remember that this afternoon i had one feet stepping on my CPU and another on my chair,licking and sucking the spoon!

and i still tell myself later at night(maid haven't come home),
haiz,rona (maid) so long havent come back.fine.it's going to be dinner time,so maybe i have it after dinner ?ok,settle it like this then.
SEE SEE SEE.If i know i eat right,won't like that think one what.

Ta ma de(sorry vulgarities),the thing i most angry about if that everyone say i eat and forgotten.DAMNNIT LAH!
Can you feel the feeling of being wronged?
IT HELL SUCKS!

My brother came back just now to get his basketball before the missing ice-cream was found.

I JANET LIM CHIA LE IS GOING TO QUESTION HIM LIKE A CRIMINAL,FLASH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS (ok no tablelight) DIRECTLY TO HIS DAMN FACE,AND FORCE THE TRUTH OUT OF HIM UNTIL HE CALLS MAMA.

If he say no,then
i jump down China yellow river also cannot wash clean already~!!

P/s:if it's a ghost who ate how?Aiyo chio chio chio!

P/s/s:What if it's proven i eat and forgotten?NONONO,NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,or i will just bang this wall beside me and drop dead.

Update:
Brother just swore to Buddha,jesus,the indian elephant,Malay satay,kueh tutu,mee goreng,goreng pisang,dumplings,laksa,chay kway teow
that he NEVER touched my ice-cream.
(the food part i add myself want,but the gods part is from him,so crude!ok,i also crude lah.)

Haiz.Maybe i really ate then i forgot,because science has proven that there's no ghosts in the world.
But....
I TOTALLY HAVE NO MEMORY OR WHATSOEVER THAT I ATE IT WHAT.
damn shit.
I think i need to have a check-up with my doctor.
Ok,just kidding.

Nevermind,nobody in the house give a damn anymore except me.

MY LAST SCOOP OF HAAGEN-DAAZ....