Disclaimer
Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.

about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.

wish list
I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10, is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.



Credits
Thanks dozens to Teo Geng Hao for this skin and Please Support him by buying Better!! (Geng Hao) Pampers.
Layout: doughnutcrazy
My song
Thursday, July 31, 2008 @ 10:42 PM
Hi there!
Ok,what a tired day.i completely black out once i had my bath and forgot to eat lunch.
I only wake up at 5 and amazingly,im not even a single bit hungry.
We went to the east coast park,and my mother brought me for lunch at 6pm.
Funny,it should be dinner.

Yeah,that's when i found that i was really hungry because i was squeezing the food in my mouth.Umm,i called coke float.it's very expensive,about 3.50.It tastes like,very bad.seriously,the ice-cream up there just makes me feel like throwing out and the coke is like plain water.Umm,must choose ice-cream properly during fiesta,or elses it be a PUKING SCENE.

Anyway,we wrote a song.I mean we CHANGED the lyrics of a song,i just copy and paste over here,if you want to hear the original song,go ahead.
It's the first song i wrote!!And tomorrow we are daring each other to sing it at the Serious World.Yeah,we're writing another song by the tune ketchup song.Kinda stuck,but i'll try my best to continue:)

And we happily name this song the money guy,beause huijie says she's too guilty to make a song with so many money money money.Actually,we have a really heated arguement about the meaning of the song.She says she wants the song to realise that money is not important,But i totally oppose it because it contrasts the whole lyrics up there.Yeah,in the end i won.But im really happy to complete this song.

* VERY MUCH COPYRIGHTED*


The Money Guy
‘Yellow Lemon Tree’ adapted from Fools Garden
Written By Ee Hui Jie and Janet Lim


I wonder how, I wonder why
ERP rice oil are so high high high,
I hope that I have wings, to make me fly

Fly to the moon,
Fly with me,
Fly to the place where everything is F-O-C.
So now I no money, and im gonna go crazy.

Everyday, maggi mee,
Laksa Durian Bakwa are so far from me
Buy toto and 4D, just to win some money money

Everyday, work like siao, now don’t have anytime time to eat anything liao
And all I want to see, and all I want to see
is a big big money tree.


Hui Jie and Janet : DON’T BE SO MATERIALISTIC LAH!

(I’m so lonely, I’m so sad,
I have so many money but I don’t have friends
And all I want to see, is just some company.)



* VERY MUCH COPYRIGHTED*


See,huijie wants that last part for some........to ease her guiltness Perhaps.But it's just a memento,if it's the right word to use.
god,98.7fm is playing Breaking Free from high school musical?My god,this song is 10 years back and the most important song is that,I hate it.
YOYOYO JASPER,i know you hate this song too.
We're friends.So what you like?Cars?Or underdog?I promise to suit all your needs.
NONO,not teasing,it's just a joke.And i want you to laugh at it.
LAUGH.
LAUGH LAH.
TILAM TILAM,WHO WANT TO BUY?
sorry.


P/S:this song is not written to people who doesn't appreciate it.You know what?if you're so mighty,write one yourself and get your butt off to criticising.I guess you can't even write one phrase that rhymes.C'mon,so what if it's singlish?I live in singapore and i love it.I appreciate our kiasu and kiasi behaviour though i somehow don't really love it.I love my song,and i love it.(oh i repeated it)Going fuck,badest song or putting your personal message as low class song is completely not necessary because you have no right to insult my taste and my language,thank you very much.
worksheet. ( if you pay more attention at that word sheet,you will remember your toilet moments.)