JANET'S RANT CENTRE
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Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it
eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off
feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am
thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.
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I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10,
is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.Credits
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Guys
Friday, July 18, 2008 @ 11:35 PM
Ok,so im back here today.Yawn,im so so tired.Forgotten to buy the ciyu shou ce,and there's chinese test on monday.I'm so dead,Thank you.actually there's still a way to save myself, go Popular and buy.That seriously sucks.A thought of taking a bus just to buy that idiotic book that will only end up in the recycling bin a few months after,makes me feel extraordinary sick.It's a feeling of sick,laziness,and suckish.A range of feeling that i can hardly describe. 3 DAMN TESTS NEXT WEEK AND I STILL CAN'T GET MY ENGINE WORK.i feel so lazy,and idiotic.Haiz,im such a disappointment.I know i should start now after so many weeks of resting and slacking (except lessons at school).But,you know, i really cannot get myself out of bed,because my bolster smells like heaven. *********************** Problem about paraghing,bear with it.Some Guys,are seriously weird creatures.Because they sucks. You guys,i don't mind you chasing me with a parang after this,but just make sure it's pink in colour so i will die peacefully. Paint it man,since i guess no shops sell pink parangs.If you can't find Pink Paint,you can mix white and red together,in a ratio of 3:1 respectively.I like Light pink!Thank you! If you find it too troublesome,then i guess you better save your paint and money and don't even think of killing me! What i hate about them: 1)Some just smells.Don't know,perhaps they're too active that they just love wasting water through their body. 2) Not enough Testosterone produced by most guys.Because most of them just looks stupid. 3)They doesn't want their girlfriends to cut hair,using breakup to threaten them.Shudd your big hole up man.Not because you're a BOYFRIEND then you can decide the length of your girlfriend's hair.you are nobody.Unsexy with short hair?I know,In your little unlogical and stupid dictionary,it says,"I CONDEMN SHORT HAIR".Stupid,no point. At least if you don't want them to cut,you should tell them nicely. eg. Give her a kiss on her cheek,hold her on her face,look at her in her eyes passionately,and say "I ACCEPT THE WAY YOU ARE". (That's from don and drew show) OEI please,you know how hard is it to maintain long hair anot?Imagine the amount of resources you're forcing women to waste to satisfy your sexy desire.STUPID. If you think it's easy,then try it.Oh i guess you can't,because all of you wants to be manly right?You guys who leave long hair will be immediately thrown in a jail named "GAYS" .Sad for you!If you all want to play with long hair,get a wig, lock yourself in the room and admire your sexy hair.I think $5 per wig only.Don't call girls to leave long hair for you!! 4)They flirts,but they don't allow girls to do so.Even that girl isn't his girlfriend. He,will in turn hate her for flirting. Fair not?You are allowed to do so and girls doing that will be hated?WHAT A WORLD!21st century,please be fair. we, girls, are asking for equality,not those kind of equality at animal farm.We seriously don't want to wear dark blue and grey underwears like you all,because it looks hilarious. 5)Oh yeah,UNDERWEARS.you guys hate to wear underwears,because you claim that it's very hot.Guys with pork thighs listen up,not wearing underwear gives you more trouble.Because as you walk,there isn't any cloth to protect your private parts and your parts will just rub and rub and rub against your fleshy thighs.Heard of friction?Yes,it bleeds. 6)You like to go around naked in your house.Younger guys maybe not now,but surely when you're older.I don't know why guys love to do that,perhaps to show their muscles that resembles chicken kebabs?Nevermind,them doing that just makes me jealous,because i can't do that.I hate you guys,i hate you! 7)They don't even bother to understand.They just think that whatever they say is right.When you met this type of men girls,divorce him.WAIT!give him a tight slap before that. 8) Guys expecting girls or wives to cook everyday for them should just get to the Kopitian downstairs and buy a packed lunch. From radio "Women who thinks that getting a men's heart is to hold a man's stomach,is perhaps aiming a little too low"I think it sounds like that,im just guessing. YES! girls,why cook for them?they have hands and legs and if they can't cook,then go buy a packed lunch! Or you know guys,cook maggi?If you don't even know that,you might as well drop dead. 9) They lust over soccer.Most of them.And all i see is (how many people?) kicking a ball that looks like a fishball.Yes, kicking balls *ahem* is a sport, a recreation or a hobby so that you guys can perspire to make yourself stink.then spray a whole lot of deodorent to suffocate all humans on globe.Funny. For some guys, the football is always heavier than his girlfriend.Guilty?And please,stop talking about football in front of girls,because we just don't understand.And when we don't,you say that we don't know anything about you and are just plain stupid.*rolls eyes as i kick your football into your face* I may seem like a love specialist,but seriously im not.Im just crapping.Anyway,girls still love guys and are willing to change anything for them.So guys please treasure and don't bed with her bestfriend because that's the most common thing i see in dramas,hope it isn't true. Um well,let's end it.I like naughty guys,not those who bury themselves in books 24hrs a day.Most importantly a healthy lifestyle,a pleasant voice (maybe because of radio),and well,a kind heart.Yes,it's 21st century,im asking for too much. ARGH STOP! this is a conclusion.It doesn't seem like one but i tell you,i concluded. |