JANET'S RANT CENTRE
Disclaimer
Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it
eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off
feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am
thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.
wish list
I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10,
is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.Credits
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What a nice day right?
Saturday, June 7, 2008 @ 5:40 PM
Nice day right?im here to tell you a nice story today,maybe it will spoil your mood? Maybe not,it depends on whether you're______(i can't find the word) Well,it goes like this: On a fine day,Janet Lim switched on the computer. it was lagging like shit and well,she is not a patient person so she restart it by switching off the main plug. she restarted the whole thing,and she saw the most bloody hell shocking thing in her life: it's like someone in somehell had like reformatted her computer. Oh.my.god. FILES ARE MISSING,IN FACT ALL. infront of her is just a totally new and empty-shelled man-made device. her brother came back,saw it,and threw vulgarities at her,much and strong like 1000 triple-A energizer batteries. "What the fuck had to done to the computer you bimbo?" and the only thing Janet can recall is that she had only received a music file from her p6 friend about ADD or something a few hours ago. the blame was put all on her,saying her friend's computer has virus or something. and im sure that i don't believe because the norton anti-virus would scan the file before it receives anything. The computer lags,worse than ever. Janet was becoming depressed,with all the pressure from her brother. her brother screamed at her,without even having the slightest idea that his sister was feeling bad enough. the files her brother lost were entertainment files,like counterstrike and dota(warcraft). But how about her?she lost all her effort. she spent 6 hours making powerpoint slides for her younger brother to educate him,and suddenly KABOOM! everything's missing. and in total there are more than 200 slides,covering different subjects like maths and english. Brother said if the ram's got any problem,he's going to kill me and himself because ram's expensive. BUT WHAT?if it's ram problem,it's definitely not Janet's fault,because she did'nt eat the ram away. The ram's is not ham AT ALL. and because of just receiving a file from her friend which she doesn't know whether if this is really the root of the problem, she had to pay when this computer enter the Doctor's office. This is fucking hell worse nightmare ever. waking nightmare. and if she know which muthafucker loser bastard jibai land her in this state,she swear to god that she's going to rip that person into pieces and turn that person into minced meat. Before that,she will boil,stew,fried,bake,steam that guy and force him/her to enjoy it. and if that person is reading this:Janet would kindly like to say:GO TO HELL AND DIE YOU THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! this story is real and it happened in singapore. TRUE SINGAPORE GHOST STORY.(without the ghost) |