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Yes, yes, I know I am an angry complain queen. But i know you like angry people.

about me
Never the girl-next-door,I carry this normal plain and boring look wherever I go. The laziness in me is a bug, it eats away my motivation to dress up like a sophisticated queen. My hatred for shopping is undeniable, I hate that turn-off feeling when I have to force myself to not buy something i really like because of the ugly price tag. Although i am not an angel, I am thankful that I blend in like a chamelon because nobody is an angel.

wish list
I hate egg yolks. The high cholesterol thing is just an excuse, i just hate the taste, period. My affection for dogs on a scale of 0 to 10, is 0. The same goes to self-righteous dentists who torture poor people like me.



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A tight Slap
Tuesday, June 3, 2008 @ 10:35 AM
You know what?
mum gave me a slap yesterday!
OMG,IT'S LIKE SUPER PAIN.

1am in the night:
mum went to the toilet to brush her teeth as i switched off the lights and fans.
after all that,i went to the toilet also,standing behind like a kind of lining up.
she finished and turned around,saw me,and PIAK!

(this is not a very good way of describing,but bear with it)

Me: Ouch!Are you crazy?you hit me for what?

Mum:zi ran fan ying !(natural instinct)you stand behind me no sound one,i thought is burglar or you know (then she stick out her 2 hands like ghost in action).if my hand got thing your head sure bleed like hell one.

Me:Want to hit people then don't make so many excuses.
after you turned around,im sure we have eye contact for at least 2 seconds,don't tell me a burglar so much shorter than you one ok?
and ghost wear WHITE ,not blue church T-shirt.

Mum:Really!im not on purpose OK?

Me:Ha~!at least what must you say?

Mum:What MUST I say~? ( acting innocent)

Me: SORRY.

Mum: oh,SORRY.and never do that again,standing behind people with no sound.

Me: What NO SOUND?im a human you know,how is it possible that i walk like that? (i mean ghost,you know it's 1 am at the night.chio chio chio!)
it's your ear problem ok?
and what sound you expect me to make?Elelphant sound isit?
so that the whole world will call me crazy?
and i just came in before you turned around,
so you expect me to walk like crab and stand beside you?

Mum:i tell you one more time,it's NOT on purpose,just don't stand behind me like that next time.this is the way i protect myself.

Me:Fine.tomorrow if you do that to me,i confirm give you a donkey kick.

Mum:ha!don't worry,it will never happen.i will not stand behind people like that one.

Me: Let's see