HI!long time no see
did you miss me huh?i bet yes,thank you thank you.
-buay hiau bai-

ok,i bet this is going to be a very long post because i'm going to report my 3 days,to be exact 4 days adventure to Malaysia.

Day 1,Saturday
we drove from singapore to KL.the journey totally sucks because my cousin has long legs,and 4 people had to squeeze at the backseat.
Grandma wanted to go to Yong Peng to visit her relatives,so we brought her there.
and i was the one who kept on asking about when we reach Yong Peng,
because if Grandma goes of,Ha!
then it will not be so squeezy anymore at the backseat.
wonder if i made it so obvious that made her feel that i hate her existence.
BUT,I DON'T OK!!

Yong Peng looks alittle bit Kampong but.........ok,it's Kampong.
the Taxi (Teksi in Malay )is blue in colour and,oh cool!
and it was also the place where i took a really artistic picture of a lightbulb on a lamppost,
looks like someone threw a stone on it (that guy sucks),and ya.the lightbulb became a little yellow because of the sunset.
and it was TOTALLY COOL.

so we admired the sunset as we headed for KL.

Day 2,Sunday
ok,what did i do on that day?
Oh ya,we had a family lunch.
ok not family because not everyone was there but most,no half of them were there.
Totally boring for me because adults talk and talk and talk after the food while me,
the only kiddo,can do nothing.for 2 hours?

went to the malaysia pasar malam for the night ghost train.
instead of ghosts popping up,beggars did so.in the middle.
if i were a traffic police...........................
Ha!

Day 3,Monday
shop shop shop,totally not my hobby remember?
mine is eat sleep and grow fat.(only i dont seem to do so)
after that went to seafood restuarant where it totally sound like a fish market.
damn noisy cause there's lots and lots of people.
then after finishing the crab,i went to the toliet.
i was at the sink for like 5 min looking at the tap.
because like how i put my hand to the tap,no water came out.

until the waitress turned it on for me then i was like
Oh!then she looked at me as if im retard.
after she went out,a women came in to wash her hands.
then FORGOT to off the cap.
damn her,i use my head to bet that it's NOT a forget.
what she think it is?AUTOMATIC?
cause that's what i thought before the waitress you know...helped me.
then i turned it off for her.

ok,when did i care so much about the environment that i even like scolded this women?
Weirdo man!
Ha!Look's who's talking!
i'm the one who threw the marshmallow wraper on the grass yesterday,
and brought my brother to pee on the plant on friday.
maybe the brother one isn't considered as harming the environment right?
i helped it by fertilising you know.

Day 4,Tuesday
took the grassland super nice bus home.
got TV,can play games,hear music all these.
my TV conk out at the last 2 hours then i had to share it with mum.
blame it on luck.
Haiz.....

ok,i would like to end this post like the meg cabot's ready or not book's format.
nevermind if you did'nt read it before.


TOP 5 REASONS WHY IT SUCKS WHEN YOU STAY IN SOMEWHERE THAT HAS ONLY A TOILET

5.
Only 5MINS to use the toilet during morning traffic congestion
(maybe not traffic,but you know what i meant).

Who's first Who's second---usually solved by scissors paper stone.
And in fact,the people outside actually TIME you.
kick door and scream if you exceed the time by 3 seconds.
Who are they?
YOUR FAMILY.

4.You are extremely urgent and the person inside is taking his own sweet time.
i will not say anyone in particular though.
(oh hi Dad!)

3.The scissors paper stone doesn't work with mum.
She's most scheming in the whole family.
C'mon,Win-Win situation.let's bath together and we'll get out in the same time,right?
then she won.
Ewww,c'mon.who want to bath with--HER?
obviously this is a Lose-Win situation.

2.You came out from the toilet in the middle of the bath because you are too kind-hearted and was able to understand how terrible it was to have a bursting bladder.

1.In a towel freezing cold outside,you found out that,the person who claimed that he is EXTREMELY urgent,is scrubbing the floor.
Forget that the person outside is still having bubble on her head.
(Nice to see you here again,Dad!)

Beat It.
im the one staying in this house during holidays.