ok,Bus uncles.
WARNING:LONG POST AHEAD SO,GO GET A SANDWICH.

The bus uncles we see almost everyday when we use public transport,of course not including those lucky ones who has daddy and mummy to drive you everywhere you want.

But we see many of them throughout our life,and we see MANY.did i repeat it?
(really sorry that i started so formal.It's a trend,is it?)

ok get to the fucking point.
Some of these uncles,(or aunties) are good,and some are just fucking bastards,(or sluts).
[wtf?why must got auntie drivers?make my post so weird only)

ok,anyway.im going to list out the bad and good doings of some uncles, or aunties(ARGH!! fucking women.Ok,im scolding my own kind).but it doesn't mean you can judge them.This post is totally inspired by THAT particular uncle who is so kind.

Good uncles,or aunties(fuck):

1) Once,my buscard,ok ez-link card no money.
i lefted only 30cents coins and you see,i was like.HOW?
the bus uncle immediately dip his hand in his pocket and gave me some coins.it's 1.30.
he called me to put 55 cents inside.
when i wanted to give him back the rest of the money,he called me to keep it and use the money on my busride home.You see,got this kind of kind uncle anot?
i said i have the dollar notes but no coins.but he insisted and said since the one dollar coin is a coin,then i should keep it.i hope i can see him next time and give him back his money.
extremely kind uncle and i kowtow him.oh sorry,im not cursing him to die.

2) on some occasions that i HAVE no coins at all.i acted blur and acted like finding it.fumble my bag etc,when i know that there will be NO money somewhere elses other than that wallet of mine.the uncle did'nt chase me down the bus though.don't know if he really did not see me or he is just closing one eye.and Thank him.

3)Some uncles are just too kind.when they know im chasing for the bus,they wait.they do not drive off like some stupid ones acting like they did not see me.When i get up panting,they smiled at me and nod their heads.Some even offer a piece a tissue.Seriously,that's the truth.

4)That day i slept on the bus then miss the stop to school.I told the uncle that i overslept and he opened the doors again at that traffic light.Not bustop you know,it's like that traffic light nearer to school.and because of him,i reached school earlier than those who took the same bus with me.

Now to bad uncles:

1)They fucking drive of the bus when they actually saw you there.Not possible they fucking did'nt see me.I knock and slam and kick the door hard.so either they are blind or death or just plain stupid.
One time got this metal heart coated with black paint uncle did this to me and i was going to be late for my higher chinese mid-year exam.i reached the examination room when the exam's going to start.i can only say that it is lucky of me.and fuck that uncle.
Another time was,NOT chasing the bus at all,me and another guy was standing there for the bus.we see the bus coming ahead.just that we did'nt wave.and he fucking just drove away without opening the doors.
HAHA,how idiotic is that?
Cannot see us wearing our ngee ann secondary school uniform isit?
Ok cannot blame him.maybe he first time become bus uncle leh?

2)Some insists you to show them you ez-link card when you totally don't have.can't they just understand?i gave my mother the ez-link card to top up what.or elses how am i going to use it next time?can't he just use his monkey backside to think?
i understand that they are just doing their job or something,but it is obvious that i'm a student what.cannot close one eye meh?So black-heart.want me pay adult fare when i don't have that kind of money.
That uncle scolded me for like the whole journey to my home.i obviously cannot sit down when there are so many seats.And by the way,the journey home is 35 mins.I suggest him to go drink the longkang water to ease his thirst.i did'nt say that to him lah.

ok,i shall end here course i not enough material to say already/